PISSCOIN is an anti-speculative anti-asset
PISSCOIN is a cultural token
PISSCOIN is loss-seeking
PISSCOIN is an attempt at a store of what is worthlessness
PISSCOIN is good fertilizer
PISSCOIN is going fishin’, not knowing what it will catch
PISSCOIN is the way of the road
PISSCOIN is a flaneur. Where others move quick and purposefully
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IN THE PRESS
"8 money toilets"
"Banned in Thailand"
"investing in pisscoin"
WHAT IS PISSCOIN?
PISSCOIN($PISS) is a chance to say you've had enough with the rest of crypto. It's something physical and tangible we can all relate to. This is not another pump and dump scheme. We are in this for the long haul. You think we are joking don't you? We are a growing community of GUZZLERS who look out for eachother. Holding $PISS will grant you access to our community, parties and fashion wear.
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HOW TO BUY PISS
PISSCOIN is a new coin which at the moment is currently available on Solana. Trust us it is very real as you can see it on Solscan. At the moment you can only buy PISS on Raydium. Will you be a Clear Cuck or a Dijon Don? Liquidity is BURNED.
SOL contract address:
CyUd9MGXU3ni8k2Nj92Hz8aXPQh63Fp8KqW8CYfMpump
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WHO ARE THE GUZZLERS?
GUZZLERS are the worldwide community of those who hold their PISS.
The GUZZLER is not interested in watering down their PISS,
rather they seek darker, more concentrated hues.
The novice GUZZLER dreams of one day becoming a DIJON DON. Our TELEGRAM community is the GUZZLERS DEN and a place to connect with others.
TESTIMONIALS
"I don't really know much about computers and these coin things but my nephew Jamie got me in touch with the folks at PISSCOIN and they seem like a real nice bunch."
- Terry Huberdeau of Terry's Wood Art
"For a man who keeps such a full and robust bladder PISSCOIN is the ideal cryptocoin for me"
- Barry Geist
"For an intellectual such as myself PISSCOIN is a refreshing gush of fresh piss amongst the tepid sea of novelty crypto. "
- Lars Clayboy
GOLDEN SHOWERS
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SOL/PISS BUY GUIDE
1. Download Phantom
Visit phantom.app and download the application.
2. Purchase SOL
Buy SOL directly on Phantom to swap to PISS
3. Go to apps, open Raydium and paste this CA into the bottom box
CyUd9MGXU3ni8k2Nj92Hz8aXPQh63Fp8KqW8CYfMpump
4. Swap for $PISS!
Swap your SOL for $PISS!
TERMS OF SERVICE
The PISSCOIN Terms of Service (“Terms”) govern your access to and uses of PISSCOIN. The Terms is a legally binding agreement between you (“you” and “your”) and PISSCOIN a deterrtilized collective. (dba “Pisscoin"",”PISSCOIN”)(”PISSCOIN”,”PI$$COIN”,”we”,”our”)
By using the PISSCOIN you are indicating that you have read these terms of uses and our anti-privacy policy (as applicable) (collectivity the “agreement”) and you understand, acknowledge and you consent to be bound by all the terms and conditions of the agreement.
These Terms of use set forth your obligations and lack of rights with respect to your uses of any version of the PISSCOIN. If you do not agree to all of the terms contained in these terms of uses and the terms of agreement, you should not uses the PISSCOIN.
ANTI-PRIVACY POLICY
Registration information and other information about you that we may infer, collect, research, expose, or collect by PISSCOIN and through any associated; websites, services, and PISSCOIN ledger. PISSCOIN reserve the right of use of this information is governed by the Anti-Privacy Policy. Nevertheless, shall implement and maintain reasonable procedures for protecting that data in compliance with applicable law and our Anti-Privacy Policy.
You expressly understand and agree that: Neither PISSCOIN or any content owner or third party actor, or licensor, nor their respective, standing committees, parent organizations, officers, employees, collaborators, agents, directors, contractors, subsidiaries or affiliate organizations or companies, will be liable for any indirect, incidental, punitive, special, consequential or exemplary damages (even if PISSCOIN or content owners have been advices of the possibility of such damages) or loss of any kind arising from your uses of PISSCOIN or from content, information material or products induced on or otherwise made available to you through the PISSCOIN or for any damages in excess of the amount agreed upon at the specific time and place of content giving rise to the applicable claim for damages.
PISSCOIN shall uses reasonable efforts to protect our internal databases, however personal information submitted by you in connection with PISSCOIN shall be used as we see fit and should be considered public information as in accordance with our Anti-Privacy Practices.